Disclaimer:
These instructions have been purposely and maliciously obfuscated as to barely resemble their original form. While the original form of this document was found to be incredibly useful and helpful to the majority of focus groups, it has been obfuscated for security reasons.
Here at Microsoft, our definition of “Security” may or may not resemble your definitions of “insanity” or “unusable”.
By crippling our mostly used products with soul-stealing technology as homegroups, libraries, required indexing, DRM and much more, we are securing them so that the bad guys out there are as confused and as dumbfounded as you are.
The way we did things and made products for 20 years was mostly the same. Our users gained too much knowledge of the software and as a result, some users used their powers for evil. Now that we have applied the same confusing development framework as we used in the development of .NET to our mostly used software, the playing field is now level. (You’re welcome n00bs.)
Installation:
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